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My very first Toy Time Thursday recommendation is the Hitachi Wand Massager. Ever since I started working at LDW, I have been hearing over and over again how I needed to get this toy. Several of the ladies that I spoke to recommended this toy very highly. This amazing massager plugs right into the wall, so there is no need for batteries anymore. I can’t tell you how many times I have been “close” and my batteries have died. They have also told me that the vibration speed and power is second to none.
I wasn’t sold on this toy though until this past week when I was on a call with one of my favorite sissies. “Claire” was using this miraculous wonder during our call. I heard the buzz and asked her if she had a new toy. She proceeded to tell me that this toy rocked her world like no other. She said that the vibration was the most powerful and erotic she had ever felt. She likes to rub it on her “man-clitty” and balls. She said the orgasms are so much more powerful using the Hitachi Wand Massagerand now she doesn’t want to play with any other toys ever again. Sign me up!!! I added it to my wishlist right away.
I read through the other testimonials on the website and apparently the massager has even made non squirting ladies squirt. That sounds VERY powerful to me. I would also strongly recommend that if you purchase this massager, you purchase a great Toy Cleaner. Click on the link to get the same one that I use on my toys every time. Its smell is pleasant and it is very easy to use. I also recommend a good lubricant. Again, click on the link to see what I use whenever I play with any of my toys.
Each week, I will feature a new toy, book, video, lube, pleasuring device, etc…. If there is anything you would like to know more about, or if you have any questions, please do not hesitate to email me at laney@enchantrixempire.com
For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com
 Craig Plays Pass the Penis
Last week, I was so excited to experience my first Pass the Penis call. Something about playing with Craig and getting him all hot and bothered for the next Goddess was an amazing turn on for me. I was able to tease him mercilessly and deny him at the end so that he was dripping ready for whoever the next Mistress on his platter was. I have to admit, it got me pretty excited and I really wanted to listen in to his next call. I really wish we could do that sometimes.
If you HAVEN’T played Pass the Penis yet, what are you waiting for? All you need to do is call our lovely dispatchers and tell them your budget for the call. Once all of the “housekeeping” has been taken care of, you are off to enjoy your first Mistress. At the end of the call, she passes you back to dispatch, who sends you on to the next beautiful Goddess. Think of it as your ultimate wet dream. Several of LDW’s most beautiful Mistresses laying around a room just waiting to tempt and tease you, one after another. I think that every one of our callers should experience this fun game at least once! You can even request certain Mistresses if they are available (If I’m on, I’d LOVE to play with you.) What could be better?
Laney’s Locked Cock Radio Hour
I want to thank everyone who came out to pop my radio cherry last Saturday night. We had a great turnout for my very first “Locked Cock” Radio Hour. I had a great time and I’m really looking forward to spending EVERY Saturday night/Sunday morning with you at Midnight Eastern time on Cock Radio and in the Community Kink chat room . We have decided to make the Strokeathon a once a month event. But remember, it will be by invitation only…so you MUST listen to the radio show to find out the date, time, and location of our next Strokeathon!
Toy Time Thursdays
Make sure you subscribe to my blog by clicking the subscribe button on the right hand side of this page. Beginning tomorrow, I will have a new blog feature every Thursday reviewing and recommending the hottest toys, books, videos, lubes, etc… from my new affiliates. Frequently, a caller will tell me what kind of toys he is playing with and whether they are rocking his world, just shaking it up a bit, or leaving him cold. I want to share this information with you and keep the other end of that phone line ROCKING for me all night long. If there is a toy or other product that you would like to see featured, please email me at laney@enchantrixempire.com I’ll do my best to honor all requests.
For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com
 I am so excited to be hostessing my very first radio show tonight, Saturday July 17th, at 12am Eastern Time. As a special treat for all who attend, I will be announcing the date and time of an invitation-only Strokeathon session that I will be hosting sometime in the near future. But you MUST tune in to the Cock Radio show tonight in order to attend this very special event! Go to www.communitykink.com and navigate to the Cock Radio room to join in the fun and find out when this very exclusive event will be held!
For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com
Please join me every Saturday night/Sunday morning at midnight for the “Locked Cock” Radio Hour on Cock Radio. I will be LIVE taking your requests and you never know WHAT might happen or who might drop in. Regular features will include my favorite music to tease your locked cock with, a top 10 list featuring the craziest and most unforgettable moments of the week, and a Q & A session with me, Mistress Laney.
I am one of Cock Radio’s newest DJ’s and I have a lot of fun in store for you. My seductive voice will keep you mesmerized and my charming wit and girl next door banter will lead you places you never imagined possible. If you’re lucky, I may even include sissy advice, music and movie info, and a LOT more. So lock up your cock, tune in, and join me in the Cock Radio chat room for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Beginning July 17, 2010 on Cock Radio. If you don’t know HOW to get to Cock Radio or the chat room, please send me an email and I will take good care of you!
For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com
In one of my most recent blog posts, Jim Goes Feminine, I promised that the next installment would include talk about shoes, makeup, and jewelry. Any good sissy worth her petticoat knows that these three items can make or break the look. This is the advice that I gave to Ashley on her very first call with me. I hope you will enjoy it and use the pointers to your advantage.
Shoes, Shoes, Glorious Shoes
Anyone who REALLY knows me knows that I LOVE shoes. I am a shoe whore in every sense of the word. I can’t pass a shoe store without stopping in to at least look. And if I am lucky enough to have the time, I can spend HOURS trying on shoes. My advice about shoes for the new sissy is this: start with a chunkier heel until you are comfortable walking in them. Then, as time goes on, and you get your walk just right, move on to the stilettos. Don’t start out with a heel that is too small and look like a fool teetering and tottering your way to the bar. It’s just sad to see a girl with the perfect outfit, hair, and makeup ruin it by wearing uncomfortable shoes that she doesn’t know how to walk in. That being said, as a tribute to my good friend Locked4Laney, the higher the heel the better. Locked has a weakness for women with long legs towering over him in super high heels. Higher heels tend to make your legs look longer and leaner and OH SO SEXY!!!
Makeup Makes the Sissy
There are a million different brands of makeup on the market today. My best advice is to find one you like and stick with it. My personal favorite is Mac. Whatever the brand, start with a nice foundation. They usually come in powder (either loose or pressed) or liquid. A THIN coat of foundation is best. You don’t want to look like “Plastic Woman.” After the foundation, I typically apply my blush with a big fat brush. This helps with blending and doesn’t make you look too rough or like you painted it on. I pay particular attention to my eyes next. I start with the eyeliner (I always use black) and then blend 2 or 3 shadow colors together depending on the look I’m going for. Finally, I apply my mascara. My eyelashes are long and naturally beautiful, but if you have the need to apply fake lashes, you should do that BEFORE you apply your eyeliner or shadow. The last thing I do to complete my look is my lips. Lipliner is first, followed by lipstick. After I blot my lipstick, I always apply a coat of gloss because I LOVE shiny lips. It makes men wonder what miraculous things you might be able to do with those lips.
Don’t Forget the Jewelry
The final touch to any great sissy or crossdressing look is jewelry. Don’t overdo it here but please feel free to express yourself and your personal tastes through your jewelry. Earrings, necklaces, rings, and bracelets can all be matched together to put a finishing touch on your look. A word to the wise: I NEVER mix silver and gold. I know the fashion magazines say that you can do that now, but I still think you look much classier with all one metal. And don’t feel that you need to wear all of the pieces mentioned above. A nice pair of earrings and a bracelet or two is just as nice. Like I said, don’t overdo it.
Once you are all dressed up, take a look in the mirror, do a spin, and blow yourself a kiss. You look beautiful girl! I know that Ashley does this every time she leaves her house and it’s a big confidence booster. Now what? You are ready for your Big Night Out!!! Stay tuned for the next installment when I’ll talk about what happens when the sissy goes out on the town.
For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com
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