This past week has been the week of the small penis. I had several small penis humiliation calls and for some reason, they carried over into my personal life. I was leaving the beach yesterday and I noticed that the fire hydrant looked like a short stubby penis. Earlier in the week, I was looking for a pencil and noticed that the first one I grabbed was…you guessed it…short and stubby.
I went shopping and noticed that the grocery store is now selling short, stubby, teeny tiny bottles of soda. I needed a screwdriver and all I could find was the short one. The landscaper replaced the shrubs in front of my house the other day. Now I have short bushes with little white flowers instead of the beautiful big hibiscus trees that I had before.
Am I always surrounded by these reminders of my callers’ shortcomings? Or am I beginning to accept that the short cock is where it’s at? Wanna find out? Give me a call and we can explore my newfound interest together.
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