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My January Hours

Laney — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 14:45:15 +0000

My hours for the month of January will be as follows:

January 4 – 8am to 1130am

9pm to midnight

January 5 – 8am to 4pm with a break for lunch some time during the day

9pm to midnight

January 6 – 8am to 1130am

9pm to midnight

January 7 – 8am to noon

9pm to midnight

January 8 – 9pm – 11pm and then DON’T MISS the Locked Cock Radio Hour at midnight with a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

January 9 – 9pm – 11pm

January 10 – 8am to 1130am

9pm to 11pm

January 11 – 8am to 930am

January 12 – 8am to 1130am

9pm to 11pm

January 13 – 8am to 930am

9pm to 1am

January 14 – 8am to 1130am

145pm to 4pm

9pm to midnight

January 15 – 9pm to 11pm and then DON’T MISS the Locked Cock Radio Hour at midnight

January 16 – 9pm to 11pm

January 17 – OFF

January 18 – 8am to 930am

9pm to midnight

January 19 – 8am to 4pm with a lunch break some time during the day

January 20 – OFF

January 21 – 9pm to midnight

January 22 - 9pm to 11pm and then don’t miss the Locked Cock Radio Hour at midnight

January 23 – 9pm to 11pm

January 24 – 8am to 1130am

9pm to 11pm

January 25 – 8am to 930am

9pm to 11pm

January 26 – 8am to 1130am

145pm to 4pm

9pm to 11pm

January 27 – 8am to 930am

9pm to midnight

January 28 – 8am to 1130am

145pm to 4pm

9pm to midnight

January 29 – 9pm to 11pm and then don’t miss the Locked Cock Radio Hour at midnight!!!

January 30 - 9pm to midnight

January 31 - 8am to 1130am

9pm to11pm

If you would like to SCHEDULE A TEXT SESSION OR CALL…..and would like a time OUTSIDE of these hours, please email me at Laney@enchantrixempire.com to see if we can work something out.

Please keep in mind that I am currently attending college so my hours may vary slightly from those listed above depending on tests and homework. I will try to keep this page as current as possible. If I am available on yahoo messenger, I am working. If I’m not available, I’m probably NOT working OR I am doing homework (maybe away from my desk.) If you want to check for sure, you can always email me at Laney@enchantrixempire.com

Triple the Cock Teasing

Laney — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:00:41 +0000

Have you ever sat at your computer looking at all of our beautiful photos and wishing you could have more than one of us at the same time? Well, stroker, you are in luck!!! Your Wednesday nights/Thursday mornings are about to get a LOT sexier X 3!!!!! Tune in to Menage’ a Trois every Wednesday night at midnight…which is really 1201am Thursday morning and join me, Mistress Sophia, and Mistress Cassidy for a mind blowing journey through the excitement of roleplay. They don’t call us the Trifecta of Perfection for nothing.

Every week we will have a new roleplay scenario for you to enjoy followed by a Q&A session, guest callers, and more! This week’s topic is one that will tease your cock and balls to no end. Imagine me knocking on your door with my Toy Box in tow. I’ll bring all of the teasing toys that are sure to arouse you, bring you to the point of climax, and then quickly turn that pleasure to pain…or if you’re a good boy, I MAY just let you enjoy the pleasure a little bit longer.

Don’t forget to tune in to Menage’ a Trois Wednesday night at Midnight (1201am Thursday morning) on Talkshoe. The Trifecta of Perfection is waiting for you.

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
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Sexy Ass Cleavage and The Rabbit

Laney — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:31:41 +0000

It’s Toy Time Thursday and that means I’ve been shopping again!! This week, I am recommending that you check out 2 different items. The first one is actually an item that I found while browsing and really liked. The second is a fun toy that I have a LOT of experience with.

Sexy Ass Cleavage

I always enjoy new lingerie and checking out what is new and exciting. While browsing today, I found these very naughty ass cleavage boosting panties. I love the way they lace up the back but the only thing I would do differently is instead of the leather strap, I would use ribbon to lace them up. Maybe a pretty pink to make them more girly? Can you imagine how great my sweet ass would look in these? I would love for all of my gorgeous sissies out there to purchase a pair of these and send me a picture of you wearing them! Sooo naughty!!

Cum Here Little Rabbit! Want a Carrot?

The second item I want to share with you is one of those tried and true toys that they just keep improving. I purchased my first Rabbit vibrator almost 2 years ago. It was VERY similar to the one in the link above. I can STRONGLY recommend this vibrator for many reasons. First of all, it is SUPER easy to use. My favorite part is the vibrating bunny ears that vibrate my clit. Mmmmmmm…..a happy clit makes for a very happy Mistress. I also LOVE the rotating pearls inside the shaft. These pearls make for a very different sensation and a great ripple effect. The Rabbit pictured also has a gyrating shaft which I think is a GREAT added feature. Hours and hours of fun are guaranteed with this sexy little Rabbit. Clean up is a snap as well! WOOHOO!!!! A MUST for every toy drawer! Can’t wait to hear about your favorite moments with this spectacular vibe!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Sissylicious and Strap On Fun

Laney — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:17:50 +0000

Super Sexy Sissylicious Lingerie

I was shopping this morning, and found this Sissylicious babydoll that I think soooo many of my sweet sissies would look GREAT in. I LOVE the underwire cups, the color, and the way it floats and sways with every move you make! I want all of my sissies out there to go purchase one of these super sexy Sissylicious babydolls today and send me a picture of you wearing it. YOU are going to look soooo amazing! I just know it!!

Strap On Fun

For those of you in sissy training, I also found this really cool Adjustable Strap On. I really like its “lowrise” style and the way it adjusts to almost any body shape. VERY NICE!! Don’t forget to pair it with this very pretty purple dildo! I adore the girly color and the way it is angled to get “just the right spot.” I think that this combination of the strap on and the purple dildo would be perfect for all of my beautiful sissy girls. Again…order it, take a pic, and email it to me! I want to share this sexy experience with you today!!!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Thursday Toy Review x 2

Laney — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:11:57 +0000

So, as I said in an earlier post, I received the Hitachi Wand Massager as a gift from Locked 4 Laney. There are several good points and a few bad ones that I want to share for our Toy Time Thursday.

As soon as I received the box, I was ready to try out my new toy. It came with 2 attachments, a tiny packet of lube, and a pocket bullet vibe. The Hitachi Wand Massager is BIG! The great thing about this massager is that it plugs into an electrical outlet…so there is NO chance of dead batteries in the middle of your “big moment.” The downside is that it is BIG!!! (I know, I already said that…but be prepared for the size! It’s HUGE!!) I found the tool very uncomfortable to hold onto and my hand hurt after a minute or two of use. Maybe I just have small hands? All I know is that the wand is THICK!

The attachments are “rubbery” and I wish that one of them would have had something to delight my clit. Maybe that’s what the pocket bullet vibe was for. I ended up using the attachment on my clit instead of as a G spot vibe which was its intended purpose. That made it a LOT better. It does have 2 speeds, and I found the low setting to be more than enough. Another high point is that the attachments are SUPER easy to clean. Just remove them from the wand and use your toy cleaner. So very very EASY! Overall, I do recommend the Hitachi Wand Massager but be prepared for the size and maybe buy an extra attachment or two.

A Little Back Door Action

Since I took a couple Thursdays off, I want to give you a second toy review today. The Anal Slider is the only anal toy I own. To be honest, it is the only anal toy I need. I don’t like anything too thick back there, and this slim vibe is PERFECT!!! It stats out very very thin and gradually gets larger towards the bottom. The multi speed control is amazing and feels quite spectacular. The vibe is soft, supple, and very pleasing. I do recommend lube but a little bit goes a long way with this pleasurable ride. I also love the girly pink color. I’ve tried to use it on my boyfriend, but he respectfully declined. LOL!!! He DOES love to watch me play with it though, so I guess that is all that matters. Anyway, I STRONGLY recommend the Anal Slider as a great beginner’s anal vibe. It’s also perfect for those sissies wishing to start a little bit of anal training. Believe me…you will LOVE it!!!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com