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Even more Mistress Laney for your listening pleasure

Laney — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 01:00:18 +0000

In case you didn’t know, I was on Strange Sex Saturday with Ms. Cecelia on September 25, 2010. If you didn’t catch it live, you can go to Strange Sex Saturdayand download the episode. I think you should download it anyway, even if you were there. Imagine having Mistress Laney in your pocket, errrr I mean on your iPod!

I had a blast hanging out with the chatters and then being interviewed by Ms. Cecelia. She asked some rather probing questions and I think everyone had a great time! Now I know that there is an “about me” page on my blog and I encourage you to go there and read more about me (it’s up there at the top…see it?) but this radio interview offered some insider information. One of the questions that Ms. Cecelia asked, we discussed at length and you won’t find this information anywhere else except on the podcast…which you should have downloaded by now…and also right here in this post. Ms. Cecelia asked me to name one thing that was unusual or unique about me. My first answer was probably the most popular answer and the one that all the chatters will remember. I admitted that I have no gag reflex. As most of my radio show listeners know, I love to “suck cock”. I say those words on my show at least once every week, and it seems to drive a couple of particular chatters especially wild. When I put those two words together in my slow, sultry voice, “suck cock” has such a special ring to it.

Anyway, back to the question about unique characteristics. I also revealed that I have never in my life used any illegal drugs. None, nada, zip, zilch! The third thing I mentioned was that I have two degrees now and I’m working on my third. I eventually want to go into Sports Marketing and work for a professional sports team such as the Dallas Cowboys or the San Antonio Spurs.

There are lots of other tidbits of information on the podcast but I will mention just a couple more here. I used to own a travel agency in Iowa but sold it to move to Florida. Finally, I was hired at LDW with no phone sex experience which is quite unusual. So, as you can see, I am a well rounded lady, grounded in reality and ready to rock your world. Whether you want to enjoy a mindless jerk off session or a deep intelligent conversation, I can accommodate you. I am looking forward to an erotic phone sex or Sexy Texting session with you soon.

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Your First Bi Sexual Experience

Laney — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 03:09:23 +0000

No Longer a Virgin

Before I get started, I would like to thank my very special caller, Laird, for the gift I received yesterday. Laird went to my wishlist and purchased my VERY FIRST EVER gift here at LDW. I love the book and, so far, have read several chapters. It’s a very naughty book and I’m getting a LOT of controlling ideas from all of the BDSM scenarios that the author writes about. Very erotic!!! THANK YOU LAIRD!

Laird’s First Bi-Sexual Experience

Speaking of Laird, I wanted to share a little about his first call with me because it’s a call that I typically get a few times a week. Laird called me about a month ago, expressing a wish to try out a bi sexual fantasy. He told me that he has never been with a man in real life, but always fantasized about it. We talked a little about his fantasies and his turn-ons and turn-offs. I told him that we would try a bi scene, and if it wasn’t working for him (yeah right) we would try something different.

In our roleplay, I introduced Laird to my friend, Brad. Brad is an extremely buff, well hung, sexually experienced man. Brad is happily bi-sexual and always happy to help my friends discover THEIR bi-sexuality too. We started out with an evening at my house, just watching movies and hanging out. Things quickly escalated when Brad changed the movie to an erotic porn video. He had expertly fast forwarded the movie to the hottest bi scene I had ever laid eyes on.

Both of the guys were immediately aroused and I took charge being the dominant female that I am. I ordered them both to remove all of their clothes. Once they had, I ordered Brad to stand in front of Laird. I then proceeded to show Laird the finer points of cocksucking. Laird took to it like a pro and I practically had to pull him off of Brad at the end of the call. Since then, I have had many sessions with my little cumslut, Laird. Wouldn’t you like to explore your deepest cocksucking fantasies with me too? Give me a call today!

A WOOHOO to two of my favorite teams

Those of you who have read my bio or talked to me on a sensual phone sex call, probably know that I am a HUGE sports fan. So, in keeping with my true nature, I would just like to say WOOHOO SPURS! SPURS WIN!!! I would also like to say “Let’s Go Cubs!!!!!!” Keeping my fingers crossed for MORE Spurs wins as they advance through the playoffs and a winning season for the Cubs too. This could be our year!!!

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Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum

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Ten Good Things About a Small Penis

Laney — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:03:06 +0000

I get tons of instant messages, emails, and phone sex calls every day and many of them have the same theme running through them. The subject is penis size and it seems that a lot of you are less than well endowed. I had a conversation with one of my callers who called the phone humiliation line which prompted the following list.

Ten Good Things About a Small Penis

1 ) If you manage to get that little guy inside a REAL woman, you may just hit that elusive G-spot. If you do, she’s probably yours for life!

2 ) You have a better chance of getting anal sex from a woman. Who knows, she may even enjoy it!

3 ) Your balls look HUGE!!!!!!

4 ) When jerking off, if you use lube, you will only need to use a drop or two. In your case, a little goes a very very very long way.

5 ) If you wear tights , for any occasion, you will never feel like everyone is looking at your “twig and berries” because all you HAVE is a twig.

6 ) You feel very special every time you see the “Is it in you?” commercial. It’s almost like it was made just for you.

7 ) No woman will ever GAG on your dick while giving you a blowjob.

8 ) Nobody ever notices when your hard cock mysteriously brushes against them in a club, grocery store, mall, or even your office.

9 ) You will never be reduced to feeling like a piece of meat as women stare at your package.

10 ) No woman can “keep” you in a cock cage because they don’t make the cages small enough to hold little nubs.

I hope you enjoyed my list and feel a little bit better about your “situation.” I’m happy to humiliate you anytime.

Sexy Texting is Back

LDW has brought back Sexy Texting for your stroking pleasures. If you are unable to call for one reason or another, you can now enjoy a Sexy Texting session with me. Just send me an instant message or email and we can set it up. Sometimes, you may find me available for Sexy Texting and not phone calls, while other times, I will be available for both. Either way, I look forward to enjoying a session with you soon.

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+

Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum

Discreetly billed to your credit card

http://ratemycall.com

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