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Locked 4 Laney Spoils His Princess

Laney — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:44:45 +0000

I would like to say THANK YOU to Locked 4 Laney for the package that I received today. Locked went shopping on my wishlist and purchased a Hitachi Wand Massager for me. It came with 2 attachments, a small package of lube, and a small bullet vibrator. I will admit that I did run upstairs to try it out right away and will post a full review tomorrow. Thank you very much Locked 4 Laney!

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Toy Time Thursday

Laney — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:20:26 +0000

Fun Toys Make Happy Boys

For those strokers who have been sworn to chastity or been asked to remain chaste, this week’s toys may become your very best friends. For a while now, I have been obsessed with the Aneros Prostate Massager. On my radio show last week, I asked for any reviews that you may have on this mysterious device. I watched countless videos, asked numerous callers, and did a LOT of research. After the show, I was lucky enough to receive two calls, both with webcam, that enabled me to highly recommend this amazing toy.

The idea of a prostate massager is not a new one, but the way this one works was a mystery to me. Here’s what I learned. The Aneros Prostate Massager has 2 parts. The first part is the interior massager (the largest part of the toy.) It is inserted into the gentleman’s *ahem* “bum.” The second part is the outer massager which rests against the perineum massaging that elusive male G-spot right between his cock and his balls. There are no batteries or wires required to get this party started. All you need to do is lube up, insert, and breathe. The contractions your body naturally makes will draw the massager in and out, massaging both the prostate and your G-spot. If THIS toy doesn’t get your cock dripping, nothing will.

Now the Aneros Prostate Massager is great as a toy by itself or as a milking device for those all locked up in chastity. If your Mistress has ordered you into chastity or you have chosen to remain chaste by yourself, I strongly recommend the CB 3000 Male Chastity Device. When your Mistress asks if you are wearing a cock cage, this is exactly what she is talking about. There are many different versions but this one comes highly recommended to me both for comfort and also for ease in cleaning. Wearers advise me that they are able to keep the cage on for an extended period of time without any discomfort. Well, OK…SOME discomfort…those balls DO tend to get full and swollen while waiting for a milking or stroking. That’s where the prostate massager works nicely. Paired together, these two toys will rock your locked up world!

The Weekly Hot Spot

This Friday night, July 30, at 9pm Eastern, I will be on The Weekly Hot Spot with Mistress Delia and Mistress Holly. I am very excited to make a guest appearance. Please tune in and check it out. I hear that Delia is going to drop a juicy piece of gossip during the show so you DON’T want to miss it!!!!

Laney’s Locked Cock Radio Hour

It seems that my new radio show, Laney’s Locked Cock Radio Hour, is a great success so far. Everyone is really telling me how much they love the Q&A session and how I’m not afraid to answer ANY question that the chatters pose. We have also decided to make the exclusive invitation only Strokeathon a once a month celebration. At some point during each show, I will announce the date, time, and location of the next Strokeathon. You DON’T want to be the only stroker missing this one. The first Strokeathon received rave reviews. So join me every Saturday night (which is really Sunday morning) at Midnight Eastern time for my Locked Cock Radio Hour. You won’t be disappointed.

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
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Mistress Laney’s Locked Cock Radio Hour on Cock Radio

Laney — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:29:49 +0000

Please join me every Saturday night/Sunday morning at midnight for the “Locked Cock” Radio Hour on Cock Radio. I will be LIVE taking your requests and you never know WHAT might happen or who might drop in. Regular features will include my favorite music to tease your locked cock with, a top 10 list featuring the craziest and most unforgettable moments of the week, and a Q & A session with me, Mistress Laney.

I am one of Cock Radio’s newest DJ’s and I have a lot of fun in store for you. My seductive voice will keep you mesmerized and my charming wit and girl next door banter will lead you places you never imagined possible. If you’re lucky, I may even include sissy advice, music and movie info, and a LOT more. So lock up your cock, tune in, and join me in the Cock Radio chat room for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Beginning July 17, 2010 on Cock Radio. If you don’t know HOW to get to Cock Radio or the chat room, please send me an email and I will take good care of you!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+

Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum

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Locked 4 Laney All Locked Up In His Cock Cage

Laney — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:57:39 +0000

Mmmm….I keep one of my very special pets, Locked 4 Laney, all locked up in a cock cage most of the time. Locked tried to “buy” his way out of chastity by sending me a bottle of perfume from my wishlist. LOL!!! Thanks so much Locked…..it smells wonderful….but I’m sorry, your cock must remain caged for now. At least until Monday night when I resume my regular schedule. Thanks again for the very special gift. It is greatly appreciated!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975

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Ten Good Things About a Small Penis

Laney — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:03:06 +0000

I get tons of instant messages, emails, and phone sex calls every day and many of them have the same theme running through them. The subject is penis size and it seems that a lot of you are less than well endowed. I had a conversation with one of my callers who called the phone humiliation line which prompted the following list.

Ten Good Things About a Small Penis

1 ) If you manage to get that little guy inside a REAL woman, you may just hit that elusive G-spot. If you do, she’s probably yours for life!

2 ) You have a better chance of getting anal sex from a woman. Who knows, she may even enjoy it!

3 ) Your balls look HUGE!!!!!!

4 ) When jerking off, if you use lube, you will only need to use a drop or two. In your case, a little goes a very very very long way.

5 ) If you wear tights , for any occasion, you will never feel like everyone is looking at your “twig and berries” because all you HAVE is a twig.

6 ) You feel very special every time you see the “Is it in you?” commercial. It’s almost like it was made just for you.

7 ) No woman will ever GAG on your dick while giving you a blowjob.

8 ) Nobody ever notices when your hard cock mysteriously brushes against them in a club, grocery store, mall, or even your office.

9 ) You will never be reduced to feeling like a piece of meat as women stare at your package.

10 ) No woman can “keep” you in a cock cage because they don’t make the cages small enough to hold little nubs.

I hope you enjoyed my list and feel a little bit better about your “situation.” I’m happy to humiliate you anytime.

Sexy Texting is Back

LDW has brought back Sexy Texting for your stroking pleasures. If you are unable to call for one reason or another, you can now enjoy a Sexy Texting session with me. Just send me an instant message or email and we can set it up. Sometimes, you may find me available for Sexy Texting and not phone calls, while other times, I will be available for both. Either way, I look forward to enjoying a session with you soon.

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+

Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum

Discreetly billed to your credit card

http://ratemycall.com

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