I will be the FEATURED MISTRESS OF THE DAY on NOVEMBER 18!

I am taking today off and getting a lot of rest.  I’m eating my Wheaties and training HARD for the MARATHON that begins tonight at midnight Eastern.  I will be the Featured Mistress of the Day on November 18 beginning at midnight Eastern.  What does that mean for YOU?  If you have ever placed a [...]

Radio Pet Number ONE Rocks My World

Oops he did it again!  Radio Pet #1 visited  my wishlist and selected an Amazon gift card for my birthday.  Since the very first Locked Cock Radio Hour, Radio Pet #1 has been spoiling me with Amazon gift cards…always at the PERFECT time.   I had been saving them up for something really special, but that something special is [...]

Your Cock Teasing Princess

MMMM….let’s get started right away my pets. Yes that’s right…unzip…drop’em…and start to……WAIT!!!  What the hell are you doing???  I was talking about unzipping those encrypted files and dropping them into the proper computer folders…lol! Not playing with that hard thing you soooo love to touch and mmmm…rub. You all are so silly! What do you [...]

Mistress Laney Wants YOU

I am hiring  (sort of.)  I am searching for a  few devoted and cherished submissive pets.  The positions are unpaid, however the rewards are plentiful.  As most of you know, I attend school and also work full time.  Lately, I seem to be very overwhelmed with homework and just being a Goddess.  You can apply in a phone [...]

Thursday Adult Toy Review HOORAY for the Fleshlight

Toy Time Thursday

Today I want to feature a toy that I am a little bit enthralled with. Mainly because it comes in several different versions depending on your sexual orientation and preference of “openings.” I first heard about the Fleshlight Male Masturbator from one of my erotic phone sex callers. He had just purchased a [...]