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Cuckold Training Day

Laney — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 01:02:58 +0000

Thinking Back

There you are, waiting for me to come home from the party. As you sit and wait, your mind wanders back to the events of the evening. You think of how I came home from school and told you how I have grown bored with your very small penis. You remember how it felt when I told you that from now on, I was going out alone. You cringe when you think about how I told you that we will no longer make love. From this point on, you will remain in my life only as my cuckold.

Getting Ready

After that conversation, you helped me pick out my sexiest outfit including very expensive, beautiful, and ooooh so hot lingerie. You watched as I did my hair and makeup and put on the jewelry that you purchased for me as a gift. You watched as I slipped into those sexy thigh high boots and pranced out the door. At that moment, you realized your life would never be the same. You only want to please me and your only purpose in life will be to watch me be pleased by other men.

I Arrive Home and I’m NOT Alone

You hear my key in the door and it jars you out of your thoughts. You listen as you hear me talking to someone in the foyer. You gasp as you peek around the corner and watch me kiss a very gorgeous man right there in the living room. You fall into the chair in the corner of the room, your head spinning with shame, desire, arousal, fear, and so many other feelings. You are collecting your thoughts as I bring this well-built man into our bedroom. Well, the bedroom you USED to share with me.

I’m Going to do WHAT Right in Front of You?

We don’t even pay any attention to you sitting there in the corner as he starts kissing me. You watch as he kisses my neck, down my chest, unbuttoning my blouse one button after another, and then pushing my blouse off my shoulders. Time seems to stand still as he tosses my blouse at your feet and seductively removes my bra. That falls at your feet too as you watch him take my perfect nipples into his mouth. Surely I’m not going to have sex with this man right here in front of you. Am I?????

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Thursday Adult Toy Review HOORAY for the Fleshlight

Laney — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:00:43 +0000

Toy Time Thursday

Today I want to feature a toy that I am a little bit enthralled with. Mainly because it comes in several different versions depending on your sexual orientation and preference of “openings.” I first heard about the Fleshlight Male Masturbator from one of my erotic phone sex callers. He had just purchased a new version and was telling me all about it. He commented on the realistic feel and look of the device. As our guided masturbation session progressed, the sounds coming from the other end of the phone told me that the Fleshlight Male Masturbator was well worth the money.

What is it? Pretty much a flashlight with an insert that makes your stroking session look and feel realistic. I like this because it seems to me like it would be easy to travel with for all you traveling strokers. Take it on the run baby! I just wouldn’t recommend tucking it into your carry on if you are flying…unless you are REALLY into humiliation. In which case, give me a call from the airport!

So here’s what you do: 1) click on the link above to check out this amazing masturbation tool 2) choose your race, sex (they do sell a male version as well as the female versions,) and opening (mouth, ass, or tight little pussy) 3) place your order…don’t forget the lube!!! 4) when you receive your package, give me a call for an erotic phone sex session you will not soon forget!!!!

A HUGE Thank you to LDW/Enchantrix and YOU!!!

For those of you that don’t know, today is my 6 month anniversary with LDW/Enchantrix. I would like to thank several people for making my first 6 months VERY memorable including Ms. Ally, Ms. Ryan, Ms. Heather, Ms. Sophia, Ms. Violet, Ms. Holly, Ms. Jasmine, and Ms. Delia as well as each and every one of our AMAZING dispatchers! More importantly, I want to thank those people that I am not able to name. My wonderful phone sex callers! Each and every one of you have helped me in some way, whether it was small or large. Everyday you make me laugh, teach me new things, and encourage me to embrace my meaner side. LOL! I truly am blessed to have some of the best callers out there…and couldn’t ask for a better job. So thank you very much! And here’s to many many more celebrations and milestones! You all ROCK!!

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Jim Goes Feminine

Laney — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:06:22 +0000

I have participated in many seduced bi, sissy, and crossdressing calls in the past few weeks. All of them were fun, but one in particular keeps coming back to me. My caller, Jim, wants me to tell the world that “Jim worships Bob Jackoff’s cock.” OH MY!! That being said, I wanted to share with you some of what goes on when I feminize my sissies, slaves, and pets.

First Things First

I like my girly girls to be completely clean shaven. A clean shaven male body gives me a palette to work with. Much like an artist likes a blank canvas, I enjoy a smooth body free of all that icky man hair. Once my girl has taken care of that important business, it’s time to talk about skin care. A crucial part of being a woman is taking care of your silky soft skin. I want my girls to make sure they apply lotion after every shower, bath, or soak of any kind. After the lotion comes the facial care including any cleansers, toners, and moisturizers. Finally, the sissy girl should apply her favorite scent of perfume. Perfume should not be heavy and you should never be overwhelmed by it. A spritz here and there should be sufficient.

Getting The Sissy Dressed for a Big Night Out

Most girls have already picked out what they would like to wear before they call me. The first sissy I ever helped get femme enjoys ”her” wife’s wedding dress. Ashley has recently come out as a crossdresser to many of her coworkers and friends and they are now helping her shop. Her most recent purchase includes a HOT mini skirt which she wore to the Gay Pride Parade. You go girl!!

Part of any good crossdresser’s wardrobe obviously includes sexy lingerie. Whatever she decides, she needs to start with a good foundation. Some sissies prefer bikinis or thongs, while others enjoy full briefs. (A little secret about your Mistress…I prefer boyshorts! They make my ass look amazing!!!) My girl will also need to decide on a bra. I recommend padded bras if you aren’t going to use a breast form of some sort, as they give you a little “something” up there.

After the undergarments are in place, a lot of my girls enjoy wearing stockings. I love to describe how I want them to point their toes and then roll the stockings up their long legs, inch by delectable inch. After stockings come the skirts, dresses, shorts, or whatever the girl prefers to wear. Some sissies prefer pageant dresses while others are more casual. Whatever you choose in your crossdressing experience, wear it with pride beautiful girl!!!

In my next post, I will talk about where we go from here. I will talk about shoes, makeup, and jewelry as well as what happens on the Big Night Out!

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Small Penis Humiliation Everywhere I Go

Laney — Sun, 09 May 2010 03:07:15 +0000

This past week has been the week of the small penis. I had several small penis humiliation calls and for some reason, they carried over into my personal life. I was leaving the beach yesterday and I noticed that the fire hydrant looked like a short stubby penis. Earlier in the week, I was looking for a pencil and noticed that the first one I grabbed was…you guessed it…short and stubby.

I went shopping and noticed that the grocery store is now selling short, stubby, teeny tiny bottles of soda. I needed a screwdriver and all I could find was the short one. The landscaper replaced the shrubs in front of my house the other day. Now I have short bushes with little white flowers instead of the beautiful big hibiscus trees that I had before.

Am I always surrounded by these reminders of my callers’ shortcomings? Or am I beginning to accept that the short cock is where it’s at? Wanna find out? Give me a call and we can explore my newfound interest together.

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Ten Good Things About a Small Penis

Laney — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:03:06 +0000

I get tons of instant messages, emails, and phone sex calls every day and many of them have the same theme running through them. The subject is penis size and it seems that a lot of you are less than well endowed. I had a conversation with one of my callers who called the phone humiliation line which prompted the following list.

Ten Good Things About a Small Penis

1 ) If you manage to get that little guy inside a REAL woman, you may just hit that elusive G-spot. If you do, she’s probably yours for life!

2 ) You have a better chance of getting anal sex from a woman. Who knows, she may even enjoy it!

3 ) Your balls look HUGE!!!!!!

4 ) When jerking off, if you use lube, you will only need to use a drop or two. In your case, a little goes a very very very long way.

5 ) If you wear tights , for any occasion, you will never feel like everyone is looking at your “twig and berries” because all you HAVE is a twig.

6 ) You feel very special every time you see the “Is it in you?” commercial. It’s almost like it was made just for you.

7 ) No woman will ever GAG on your dick while giving you a blowjob.

8 ) Nobody ever notices when your hard cock mysteriously brushes against them in a club, grocery store, mall, or even your office.

9 ) You will never be reduced to feeling like a piece of meat as women stare at your package.

10 ) No woman can “keep” you in a cock cage because they don’t make the cages small enough to hold little nubs.

I hope you enjoyed my list and feel a little bit better about your “situation.” I’m happy to humiliate you anytime.

Sexy Texting is Back

LDW has brought back Sexy Texting for your stroking pleasures. If you are unable to call for one reason or another, you can now enjoy a Sexy Texting session with me. Just send me an instant message or email and we can set it up. Sometimes, you may find me available for Sexy Texting and not phone calls, while other times, I will be available for both. Either way, I look forward to enjoying a session with you soon.

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Laney call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+

Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum

Discreetly billed to your credit card

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