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Triple the Cock Teasing

Laney — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:00:41 +0000

Have you ever sat at your computer looking at all of our beautiful photos and wishing you could have more than one of us at the same time? Well, stroker, you are in luck!!! Your Wednesday nights/Thursday mornings are about to get a LOT sexier X 3!!!!! Tune in to Menage’ a Trois every Wednesday night at midnight…which is really 1201am Thursday morning and join me, Mistress Sophia, and Mistress Cassidy for a mind blowing journey through the excitement of roleplay. They don’t call us the Trifecta of Perfection for nothing.

Every week we will have a new roleplay scenario for you to enjoy followed by a Q&A session, guest callers, and more! This week’s topic is one that will tease your cock and balls to no end. Imagine me knocking on your door with my Toy Box in tow. I’ll bring all of the teasing toys that are sure to arouse you, bring you to the point of climax, and then quickly turn that pleasure to pain…or if you’re a good boy, I MAY just let you enjoy the pleasure a little bit longer.

Don’t forget to tune in to Menage’ a Trois Wednesday night at Midnight (1201am Thursday morning) on Talkshoe. The Trifecta of Perfection is waiting for you.

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Sexy Ass Cleavage and The Rabbit

Laney — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:31:41 +0000

It’s Toy Time Thursday and that means I’ve been shopping again!! This week, I am recommending that you check out 2 different items. The first one is actually an item that I found while browsing and really liked. The second is a fun toy that I have a LOT of experience with.

Sexy Ass Cleavage

I always enjoy new lingerie and checking out what is new and exciting. While browsing today, I found these very naughty ass cleavage boosting panties. I love the way they lace up the back but the only thing I would do differently is instead of the leather strap, I would use ribbon to lace them up. Maybe a pretty pink to make them more girly? Can you imagine how great my sweet ass would look in these? I would love for all of my gorgeous sissies out there to purchase a pair of these and send me a picture of you wearing them! Sooo naughty!!

Cum Here Little Rabbit! Want a Carrot?

The second item I want to share with you is one of those tried and true toys that they just keep improving. I purchased my first Rabbit vibrator almost 2 years ago. It was VERY similar to the one in the link above. I can STRONGLY recommend this vibrator for many reasons. First of all, it is SUPER easy to use. My favorite part is the vibrating bunny ears that vibrate my clit. Mmmmmmm…..a happy clit makes for a very happy Mistress. I also LOVE the rotating pearls inside the shaft. These pearls make for a very different sensation and a great ripple effect. The Rabbit pictured also has a gyrating shaft which I think is a GREAT added feature. Hours and hours of fun are guaranteed with this sexy little Rabbit. Clean up is a snap as well! WOOHOO!!!! A MUST for every toy drawer! Can’t wait to hear about your favorite moments with this spectacular vibe!

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Thursday Toy Review x 2

Laney — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:11:57 +0000

So, as I said in an earlier post, I received the Hitachi Wand Massager as a gift from Locked 4 Laney. There are several good points and a few bad ones that I want to share for our Toy Time Thursday.

As soon as I received the box, I was ready to try out my new toy. It came with 2 attachments, a tiny packet of lube, and a pocket bullet vibe. The Hitachi Wand Massager is BIG! The great thing about this massager is that it plugs into an electrical outlet…so there is NO chance of dead batteries in the middle of your “big moment.” The downside is that it is BIG!!! (I know, I already said that…but be prepared for the size! It’s HUGE!!) I found the tool very uncomfortable to hold onto and my hand hurt after a minute or two of use. Maybe I just have small hands? All I know is that the wand is THICK!

The attachments are “rubbery” and I wish that one of them would have had something to delight my clit. Maybe that’s what the pocket bullet vibe was for. I ended up using the attachment on my clit instead of as a G spot vibe which was its intended purpose. That made it a LOT better. It does have 2 speeds, and I found the low setting to be more than enough. Another high point is that the attachments are SUPER easy to clean. Just remove them from the wand and use your toy cleaner. So very very EASY! Overall, I do recommend the Hitachi Wand Massager but be prepared for the size and maybe buy an extra attachment or two.

A Little Back Door Action

Since I took a couple Thursdays off, I want to give you a second toy review today. The Anal Slider is the only anal toy I own. To be honest, it is the only anal toy I need. I don’t like anything too thick back there, and this slim vibe is PERFECT!!! It stats out very very thin and gradually gets larger towards the bottom. The multi speed control is amazing and feels quite spectacular. The vibe is soft, supple, and very pleasing. I do recommend lube but a little bit goes a long way with this pleasurable ride. I also love the girly pink color. I’ve tried to use it on my boyfriend, but he respectfully declined. LOL!!! He DOES love to watch me play with it though, so I guess that is all that matters. Anyway, I STRONGLY recommend the Anal Slider as a great beginner’s anal vibe. It’s also perfect for those sissies wishing to start a little bit of anal training. Believe me…you will LOVE it!!!

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Locked 4 Laney Spoils His Princess

Laney — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:44:45 +0000

I would like to say THANK YOU to Locked 4 Laney for the package that I received today. Locked went shopping on my wishlist and purchased a Hitachi Wand Massager for me. It came with 2 attachments, a small package of lube, and a small bullet vibrator. I will admit that I did run upstairs to try it out right away and will post a full review tomorrow. Thank you very much Locked 4 Laney!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
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Thursday Adult Toy Review HOORAY for the Fleshlight

Laney — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:00:43 +0000

Toy Time Thursday

Today I want to feature a toy that I am a little bit enthralled with. Mainly because it comes in several different versions depending on your sexual orientation and preference of “openings.” I first heard about the Fleshlight Male Masturbator from one of my erotic phone sex callers. He had just purchased a new version and was telling me all about it. He commented on the realistic feel and look of the device. As our guided masturbation session progressed, the sounds coming from the other end of the phone told me that the Fleshlight Male Masturbator was well worth the money.

What is it? Pretty much a flashlight with an insert that makes your stroking session look and feel realistic. I like this because it seems to me like it would be easy to travel with for all you traveling strokers. Take it on the run baby! I just wouldn’t recommend tucking it into your carry on if you are flying…unless you are REALLY into humiliation. In which case, give me a call from the airport!

So here’s what you do: 1) click on the link above to check out this amazing masturbation tool 2) choose your race, sex (they do sell a male version as well as the female versions,) and opening (mouth, ass, or tight little pussy) 3) place your order…don’t forget the lube!!! 4) when you receive your package, give me a call for an erotic phone sex session you will not soon forget!!!!

A HUGE Thank you to LDW/Enchantrix and YOU!!!

For those of you that don’t know, today is my 6 month anniversary with LDW/Enchantrix. I would like to thank several people for making my first 6 months VERY memorable including Ms. Ally, Ms. Ryan, Ms. Heather, Ms. Sophia, Ms. Violet, Ms. Holly, Ms. Jasmine, and Ms. Delia as well as each and every one of our AMAZING dispatchers! More importantly, I want to thank those people that I am not able to name. My wonderful phone sex callers! Each and every one of you have helped me in some way, whether it was small or large. Everyday you make me laugh, teach me new things, and encourage me to embrace my meaner side. LOL! I truly am blessed to have some of the best callers out there…and couldn’t ask for a better job. So thank you very much! And here’s to many many more celebrations and milestones! You all ROCK!!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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