My schedule for November 18 will be as follows:  (all times are Eastern)

Midnight until 1230am  – I will be on the radio for our Menage’ A Trois show on Talkshoe!  You should listen in for a HOT, SEXY, SULTRY chat with the amazing Trifecta of Perfection

1230am – 3am – I will log in for calls

830am – 430pm – Logged in for calls

9pm – 1159pm – Logged in for calls

If you should wish to do a call, and I am on the phone, you can schedule a callback with your dispatcher.  Please make sure that if you do that, it is within one of the time frames listed above.  ALSO, I will be taking short breaks during the day shift, however, they will be scheduled with the dispatchers so they know that I’m not available during those times.  Finally, I may give limited responses on Yahoo instant messenger, as I believe each and every caller deserves my undivided attention. 

I can’t wait to talk to each and every one of you!  I’m soooo looking forward to all the amazing phone sex calls! WE are going to have so much fun!! WOOHOO!!!  Let the stroking begin!!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

MMMM….let’s get started right away my pets. Yes that’s right…unzip…drop’em…and start to……WAIT!!!  What the hell are you doing???  I was talking about unzipping those encrypted files and dropping them into the proper computer folders…lol! Not playing with that hard thing you soooo love to touch and mmmm…rub. You all are so silly! What do you think this is… a blog post about stroking?  Oh please, why would I give you that pleasure here, when you know you need to call in??!!??   Well, I am the perfect princess tease, so you never know…. I might just feel like it. But then again, since I AM a princess I am quite likely to change my mind…just on a whim. 

This is what I love about teasing and denial.  You see I get you all worked up with my sensual erotic teasing…and just when you think I will allow you to finish…well
yes you are finished…but in a totally different way than what that hard-selfish-poor-excuse-of-a-thing you call manhood wants!  Oh I love teasing…but…denial, yes denial…now that really turns me on!  MMMM…the power, the submission, the begging…oooohhh yess!  I practically reach my pleasure point just writing about it…hehehe.  And you do want to please me don’t you?  Of course you do! 

You see denial is really how you prove your worthiness to your Goddess.  By embracing denial you are putting your pleasure where it belongs…way beneath my own pleasure. Your denial will mean so much more to me after  I sensually, erotically, and mercilessly tease your hardness, only to leave it throbbing and aching.  If you can then maintain your denial…it will show me your dedication and will power to serve me.  So call me… offer up your denial as a sacrifice in worshipping me…your Tease and Denial Goddess!!

Only 3 days left until the NAKED BIRTHDAY BASH!!!!

Join me for my Naked Birthday Bash Saturday night/Sunday morning from Midnight until 2am on the Locked Cock Radio Hour (ok this week is a SPECIAL 2 HOUR show!!!).  We are going to be celebrating my birthday in our birthday suits and you never know what will happen.   Send me your MP3′s so that I can play your well wishes on the radio, or if you are afraid of everyone hearing your voice, email me and I will read your note during the show.  Also, make sure you to post your song requests and dedications by noon Eastern on the Locked Cock Radio Hour group on Enchantrix Empire.  This is one NAKED Birthday Bash you WON’T want to miss!!

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

I had a blast hanging out with the chatters and then being interviewed by Ms. Cecelia.  She asked some rather probing questions and I think everyone had a great time!  Now I know that there is an “about me” page on my blog and I encourage you to go there and read more about me (it’s up there at the top…see it?)  but this radio interview offered some insider information.  One of the questions that  Ms. Cecelia asked, we discussed at length and you won’t find this information anywhere else except on the podcast…which you should have downloaded by now…and also right here in this post.  Ms. Cecelia asked me to name one thing that was unusual or unique about me.  My first answer was probably the most popular answer and the one that all the chatters will remember.   I admitted that I have no gag reflex.   As most of my radio show listeners know, I love to “suck cock”.  I say those words on my show at least once every week, and it seems to drive a couple of particular chatters especially wild.  When I put those two words together in my slow, sultry voice, “suck cock” has such a special ring to it. 

Anyway, back to the question about unique characteristics.   I also revealed that I have never in my life used any illegal drugs.   None, nada, zip, zilch!  The third thing I mentioned was that I have two degrees now and I’m working on my third.  I eventually want to go into Sports Marketing and work for a professional sports team such as the Dallas Cowboys or the San Antonio Spurs. 

There are lots of other tidbits of information on the podcast but I will mention just a couple more here.  I used to own a travel agency in Iowa but sold it to move to Florida.  Finally, I was hired at LDW with no phone sex experience which is quite unusual.  So, as you can see, I am a well rounded lady, grounded in reality and ready to rock your world.  Whether you want to enjoy a mindless jerk off session or  a deep intelligent conversation, I can accommodate you.  I am looking forward to an erotic phone sex or Sexy Texting session with you soon.

For an erotic phone sex session with Mistress Laney
Call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com