I get tons of instant messages, emails, and phone sex calls every day and many of them have the same theme running through them. The subject is penis size and it seems that a lot of you are less than well endowed. I had a conversation with one of my callers who called the phone humiliation line which prompted the following list.
Ten Good Things About a Small Penis
1 ) If you manage to get that little guy inside a REAL woman, you may just hit that elusive G-spot. If you do, she’s probably yours for life!
2 ) You have a better chance of getting anal sex from a woman. Who knows, she may even enjoy it!
3 ) Your balls look HUGE!!!!!!
4 ) When jerking off, if you use lube, you will only need to use a drop or two. In your case, a little goes a very very very long way.
5 ) If you wear tights
, for any occasion, you will never feel like everyone is looking at your “twig and berries” because all you HAVE is a twig.
6 ) You feel very special every time you see the “Is it in you?” commercial. It’s almost like it was made just for you.
7 ) No woman will ever GAG on your dick while giving you a blowjob.
8 ) Nobody ever notices when your hard cock mysteriously brushes against them in a club, grocery store, mall, or even your office.
9 ) You will never be reduced to feeling like a piece of meat as women stare at your package.
10 ) No woman can “keep” you in a cock cage because they don’t make the cages small enough to hold little nubs.
I hope you enjoyed my list and feel a little bit better about your “situation.” I’m happy to humiliate you anytime.
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